Post by Jeff on Aug 11, 2005 23:17:31 GMT -5
Or as Jenn calls em, Jisms:
Poppum Mycoccyx (She pops her coccyx, if you can believe it. When I see her going into the contortions and ask what she is doing, this is her reply.)
Sha-woop. Double Fuck. (For anything that is doubly bad.)
Yesterday we were confronting some of Jenn's abandonment issues and I asked: Do you think your mom would agree that you were abandoned? And she said: I don't know, she wasn't there.
Hang on to your turbans. (Whenever she rounds a curve too fast in the car.)
I don't want to watch you crap a dolphin.
Very quietly when I don't see the traffic light: Red light, red light, red light, red light,...
Nasty-shoo-stinkies
A candy! (Said at any time to get someone's attention, in the spirit of "Bucketman lives!")
She renamed the band Journey: The Band that Feels
Holy Ned!
If one of the girls complains about how the food tastes: Just put a little chocolate on it. As in: Sour milk's okay, just put a little chocolate on it.
Extra-disgusting
Maddie has begun to need deodorant, and Jenn has said: "Go swab those pits!" and "Hey, Chemo-swabby!"
She often says "Ass Dynamite!" in Italian: "Dinamite Dell'Asino!"
Cool funky, but chunky (Which means really interesting, but something isn't quite right about it.)
Shooty-patootie-my-fruity
The movie Hideous Kinky Jenn calls: Pity the Stinky
We'll think of more, but that is probably it for tonight.
Poppum Mycoccyx (She pops her coccyx, if you can believe it. When I see her going into the contortions and ask what she is doing, this is her reply.)
Sha-woop. Double Fuck. (For anything that is doubly bad.)
Yesterday we were confronting some of Jenn's abandonment issues and I asked: Do you think your mom would agree that you were abandoned? And she said: I don't know, she wasn't there.
Hang on to your turbans. (Whenever she rounds a curve too fast in the car.)
I don't want to watch you crap a dolphin.
Very quietly when I don't see the traffic light: Red light, red light, red light, red light,...
Nasty-shoo-stinkies
A candy! (Said at any time to get someone's attention, in the spirit of "Bucketman lives!")
She renamed the band Journey: The Band that Feels
Holy Ned!
If one of the girls complains about how the food tastes: Just put a little chocolate on it. As in: Sour milk's okay, just put a little chocolate on it.
Extra-disgusting
Maddie has begun to need deodorant, and Jenn has said: "Go swab those pits!" and "Hey, Chemo-swabby!"
She often says "Ass Dynamite!" in Italian: "Dinamite Dell'Asino!"
Cool funky, but chunky (Which means really interesting, but something isn't quite right about it.)
Shooty-patootie-my-fruity
The movie Hideous Kinky Jenn calls: Pity the Stinky
We'll think of more, but that is probably it for tonight.