Post by Jeff on Aug 11, 2005 22:55:15 GMT -5
What follows are some of the odd things that Emily says from time to time:
Scooby-did
You’re getting a little too close, I can take that ear. (This is what Emily said the cat thinks of her)
Run for your lives!
His leg is shoo-nasty. He needs a band-aid. (Said upon seeing a person who was torn in half on Carnivale)
Cat-chocolate (Kit-Kat)
Dog food (hushpuppies)
Catfish (meow mix, which is shaped like a fish)
They’re almost naked! (About people who don’t wear shirts)
Dad, give me some milk to build a dream on
Mom, I want to play with white trash (She was talking about a trash bag)
Dad, Play-Doh smells like donkey piss!
Holy Cow!
Holy Hell!
Emily calls Seabuscuit “Sea horse.” She loves the film BTW.
Emily calls buttons “bellybuttons”
She calls the cinema “Popcorn World”
“dementos” The freshmaker
I am a dude! I am a dude!
Hi I’m Mr. Progress. You don’t scare me ‘cause I’m Mr. Progress.
I wanna go eat some Bumpy-O-Bay. (This from a poem that Maddie wrote:
The Pirate John Clay
Ate lobster all day
Till there were no more
In Blue Island Bay.
The lobster have gone
And gone they will stay
Till there is no more
Blue Island Buffet.)
When she smells something bad she says: It smells like poop in here! Spray some chemicals.
Just today she said: Mom, make me some rabiowes (raviolis) so I can jump high. (There is a commercial where a kid who eats them is capable of such acrobatics.)
What the heck is goin’ on.
I want to want to come.
Fattack (attack)
Fascape (escape)
Maddie did it!
Cock-a-roach!
For anything that is especially cool: “It’s on top of the mountain!”
Her two favorite books are Green Eggs and Ham and Gray's Anatomy. About the latter she asks for it by saying, “Tell me again about my red and blue blood.” Also she is always asking, "Show me your uvula."
Come inside and watch me get crazy!
Hang on to your big doots. (When Jenn takes a corner too fast.)
Better look out or I'm gonna kick you in the chicken dance.
Her euphemism for pooping is: Bobbin' for Pigeons
She calls Lemony Snicket: Lemme Stick-It
When Alice hissed at Emily: Mom, Alice put the stink up my nose!
She says her Bedtime Prayer like a gamer:
"Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lore
My sword to keep
If I should die
Before I wake
I pray the Lore
My sword to take
The End"
We'll keep you posted on her linguistic evolution.
Scooby-did
You’re getting a little too close, I can take that ear. (This is what Emily said the cat thinks of her)
Run for your lives!
His leg is shoo-nasty. He needs a band-aid. (Said upon seeing a person who was torn in half on Carnivale)
Cat-chocolate (Kit-Kat)
Dog food (hushpuppies)
Catfish (meow mix, which is shaped like a fish)
They’re almost naked! (About people who don’t wear shirts)
Dad, give me some milk to build a dream on
Mom, I want to play with white trash (She was talking about a trash bag)
Dad, Play-Doh smells like donkey piss!
Holy Cow!
Holy Hell!
Emily calls Seabuscuit “Sea horse.” She loves the film BTW.
Emily calls buttons “bellybuttons”
She calls the cinema “Popcorn World”
“dementos” The freshmaker
I am a dude! I am a dude!
Hi I’m Mr. Progress. You don’t scare me ‘cause I’m Mr. Progress.
I wanna go eat some Bumpy-O-Bay. (This from a poem that Maddie wrote:
The Pirate John Clay
Ate lobster all day
Till there were no more
In Blue Island Bay.
The lobster have gone
And gone they will stay
Till there is no more
Blue Island Buffet.)
When she smells something bad she says: It smells like poop in here! Spray some chemicals.
Just today she said: Mom, make me some rabiowes (raviolis) so I can jump high. (There is a commercial where a kid who eats them is capable of such acrobatics.)
What the heck is goin’ on.
I want to want to come.
Fattack (attack)
Fascape (escape)
Maddie did it!
Cock-a-roach!
For anything that is especially cool: “It’s on top of the mountain!”
Her two favorite books are Green Eggs and Ham and Gray's Anatomy. About the latter she asks for it by saying, “Tell me again about my red and blue blood.” Also she is always asking, "Show me your uvula."
Come inside and watch me get crazy!
Hang on to your big doots. (When Jenn takes a corner too fast.)
Better look out or I'm gonna kick you in the chicken dance.
Her euphemism for pooping is: Bobbin' for Pigeons
She calls Lemony Snicket: Lemme Stick-It
When Alice hissed at Emily: Mom, Alice put the stink up my nose!
She says her Bedtime Prayer like a gamer:
"Now I lay me
Down to sleep
I pray the Lore
My sword to keep
If I should die
Before I wake
I pray the Lore
My sword to take
The End"
We'll keep you posted on her linguistic evolution.
