You can't write this stuff...

[Tyler]

Jon Parsons called me tonight and we're trying to set up a night to go camping down by Ada over spring break. He says there's a massive bounty on and many sightings of Bigfoot around that area. I'm sure he has a firearm. I'm planning on taking a bow.

Tammy says "fuck no", but I've got a good 20 days to work on her.

Spring break is March 13-17th, so let me know if you want to go before then and we'll make a plan.

[CaptAdam]

Bag a big foot for me to, I hear the meat is real tasty.