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Haiku
Jul 28, 2005 21:35:37 GMT -5
Post by Jeff on Jul 28, 2005 21:35:37 GMT -5
How 'bout this new fun: Everyone write a haiku. Some bad examples:
Inside my cabinets There is hardly anything But room for donuts
(I say "cabinets" with Just two syllables, not three, So it works alright.)
That's a haiku, too And this one will be as well Oops, I mean as good.
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Haiku
Jul 28, 2005 21:46:52 GMT -5
Post by Jeff on Jul 28, 2005 21:46:52 GMT -5
Madeline happens Emily, who's only three Curses time between
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Haiku
Jul 28, 2005 21:49:35 GMT -5
Post by Jeff on Jul 28, 2005 21:49:35 GMT -5
"What'll you be, Jeff?" "A poet, mom. S'at sound good?" "No, because you suck!"
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Haiku
Jul 28, 2005 22:13:49 GMT -5
Post by rickus on Jul 28, 2005 22:13:49 GMT -5
rickus loves Katie She's a beautiful woman I'm a happy man
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Haiku
Jul 28, 2005 22:21:01 GMT -5
Post by rickus on Jul 28, 2005 22:21:01 GMT -5
rick can be a jerk But he really loves his friends maybe he'll improve
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Haiku
Jul 28, 2005 22:24:01 GMT -5
Post by rickus on Jul 28, 2005 22:24:01 GMT -5
Jesus died for us or did he die needlessly Only God can tell
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Haiku
Jul 28, 2005 22:27:57 GMT -5
Post by rickus on Jul 28, 2005 22:27:57 GMT -5
Oh Jeffs done it now He's opened Pandora's box. Haiku everywhere.
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Haiku
Jul 28, 2005 23:23:52 GMT -5
Post by amanda mcbride on Jul 28, 2005 23:23:52 GMT -5
Ooooooh! I love haiku! Thank you oh so very much For starting this, Jeff.
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Haiku
Aug 6, 2005 11:40:31 GMT -5
Post by amanda on Aug 6, 2005 11:40:31 GMT -5
How does a cat go? Meow, meow! Maya says. That's right, little girl!
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Haiku
Aug 6, 2005 11:42:26 GMT -5
Post by amanda on Aug 6, 2005 11:42:26 GMT -5
Maya has her phones. 'lo? 'lo? but no one answers. She hands one to me.
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Haiku
Aug 6, 2005 11:46:47 GMT -5
Post by amanda on Aug 6, 2005 11:46:47 GMT -5
Maya squeals and runs. She hides behind the bookcase. Boo! she says and grins.
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Haiku
Aug 6, 2005 11:53:46 GMT -5
Post by Betterout on Aug 6, 2005 11:53:46 GMT -5
First, five syllables followed then by seven more and five more again.
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Haiku
Aug 6, 2005 17:47:35 GMT -5
Post by ryan on Aug 6, 2005 17:47:35 GMT -5
Get back on the phone, Poor exhausted office-slave. Your break is over.
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Haiku
Aug 6, 2005 17:49:03 GMT -5
Post by ryan on Aug 6, 2005 17:49:03 GMT -5
This is hilarious. Jeff, I was recently thinking about posting a link on the forum soliciting bad poetry from everyone. Then I check in with the forum today, and wha-!? You're two steps ahead of me!
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Haiku
Aug 6, 2005 18:37:49 GMT -5
Post by mandy on Aug 6, 2005 18:37:49 GMT -5
Bad poetry?! Where? I thought they were rather good. You, sir, have no taste.
...just kidding.
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Haiku
Aug 8, 2005 14:14:04 GMT -5
Post by ryan on Aug 8, 2005 14:14:04 GMT -5
Bad poetry is better than good poetry. It, uh, makes me laugh.
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Haiku
Aug 8, 2005 14:16:30 GMT -5
Post by ryan on Aug 8, 2005 14:16:30 GMT -5
i like jeff's haiku about cabinets and doughnuts. it makes me hungry.
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Haiku
Aug 9, 2005 7:13:45 GMT -5
Post by Tyler on Aug 9, 2005 7:13:45 GMT -5
sex with cheese is wrong. but guys, have you seen the swiss? It's calling to me...
I'm friggin' zen-like, yo.
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Haiku
Aug 9, 2005 10:05:33 GMT -5
Post by Jeff on Aug 9, 2005 10:05:33 GMT -5
"How small the penis That could penetrate the holes In a slice of Swiss?"
Just a joke there, Ty. We don't think your mammoth cod Could be such small fry.
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Haiku
Aug 9, 2005 20:30:05 GMT -5
Post by ryan on Aug 9, 2005 20:30:05 GMT -5
Ty wrests the humor of the dirty limerick into haiku form.
"Ta-da!" says Tyler. "I have shamed the spirit of the artful Haiku!"
Hilarious, yo. Hilarious, yo, indeed. But no, not zen-like.
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